we can't value life at the most vulnerable stagein the
wombthen it's no wonder why America has so many drive-by
shootings, car jackings and juvenile murder. Our societal
attack on the respect for life just plays itself out on a
Declaration of Independence recognizes the fact that humans
are endowed with certain inalienable rights from our Creator.
Last time I checked, spotted owls weren't mentioned. Not even
in a footnote."
confused. We're confident that kids can withstand the temptation
to use drugs, because we tell them so. But when it comes to
premarital sex, we treat them like rabbits in heat. In my
opinion, self-control is a character trait to be universally
cherished, not compartmentalized."
Daytime TV Talk Shows:
Springer is in real trouble. They're about to exhaust
the complete supply of lesbian nuns, transvestites and other
weirdos. Before you know it, we'll all be gawking at the new
outragea heterosexual, monogamous couple that's happily
it comes to capital punishment, I'm pro-choice. The inmate
can choose the electric chair, the gas chamber or a lethal
Decline of the Nuclear Family:
Marilyn Manson and Eminem are the foreshadowing of the future
American family, get me on the first plane to the country
that doesn't have MTV."
Kevorkian is no hero. He's a modern day Jack the Ripper. Doctors
should be healers not killers."
Yard delivers an ironically anti-female message. You
dont need a husband. You dont need kids. You dont
need a family. You can grow up to be a bitter old woman just
like me. What a mission!"
been accused of being 'homophobic'. But I'm not afraid
of homosexuals, I'm afraid for homosexuals. The average age
of death for a homosexual male with AIDS is 39. And the average age
of death for a homosexual male without AIDS is only 42. It
seems like the compassionate approach would be to challenge
the person to stop participating in unnatural, deviant behaviors
that lead to his own premature death."
hypocrites. We want a debt-free government, yet we're not
willing to give up the entitlements that put us in this financial
answer to Americas poor academic performance is not
to make Johnny feel good when he adds 2 and 2 together and
gets 5. The answer is to reward academic achievement."
gotten absolutely ridiculous! Bald people are folliclly challenged.
Short people are vertically challenged. If you ask me, liberals
are mentally challenged!"
what a man spends hours drooling over doesnt have a
measurable and causal effect on his attitude and behavior,
then why does the King of Beers spend $500,000 for a 30 second
commercial during the Superbowl?"
best possible protection against sexually transmitted diseases
is a wedding ring."
one thing the government can never dole out: self-respect.
That can only come with hard work, integrity and personal
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