Adam's
Stands
Abortion:
"If
we can't value life at the most vulnerable stage—in the
womb—then it's no wonder why America has so many drive-by
shootings, car jackings and juvenile murder. Our societal
attack on the respect for life just plays itself out on a
continuum."
Animal Rights:
"The
Declaration of Independence recognizes the fact that humans
are endowed with certain inalienable rights from our Creator.
Last time I checked, spotted owls weren't mentioned. Not even
in a footnote."
Condom Distribution:
"I'm
confused. We're confident that kids can withstand the temptation
to use drugs, because we tell them so. But when it comes to
premarital sex, we treat them like rabbits in heat. In my
opinion, self-control is a character trait to be universally
cherished, not compartmentalized."
Daytime
TV Talk Shows:
"Jerry
Springer is in real trouble. They're about to exhaust
the complete supply of lesbian nuns, transvestites and other
weirdos. Before you know it, we'll all be gawking at the new
outrage—a heterosexual, monogamous couple that's happily
married."
Death Penalty:
"When
it comes to capital punishment, I'm pro-choice. The inmate
can choose the electric chair, the gas chamber or a lethal
injection."
Decline of the Nuclear Family:
"If
Marilyn Manson and Eminem are the foreshadowing of the future
American family, get me on the first plane to the country
that doesn't have MTV."
Euthanasia:
"Jack
Kevorkian is no hero. He's a modern day Jack the Ripper. Doctors
should be healers not killers."
Feminism:
"Molly
Yard delivers an ironically anti-female message. ‘You
don’t need a husband. You don’t need kids. You don’t
need a family. You can grow up to be a bitter old woman just
like me.’ What a mission!"
Homosexuality:
"I've
been accused of being 'homophobic'. But I'm not afraid
of
homosexuals, I'm afraid for homosexuals. The average age
of death for a homosexual male with AIDS is 39. And the
average age
of death for a homosexual male without AIDS is only 42. It
seems like the compassionate approach would be to challenge
the person to stop participating in unnatural deviant behaviors
that lead to his own premature death."
National Deficit:
"We're
hypocrites. We want a debt-free government, yet we're not
willing to give up the entitlements that put us in this financial
mess initially."
Outcome-based Education:
"The
answer to America’s poor academic performance is not
to make Johnny feel good when he adds 2 and 2 together and
gets 5. The answer is to reward academic achievement."
Political Correctness:
"It’s
gotten absolutely ridiculous! Bald people are folliclly challenged.
Short people are vertically challenged. If you ask me, liberals
are mentally challenged!"
Pornography:
"If
what a man spends hours drooling over doesn’t have a
measurable and causal effect on his attitude and behavior,
then why does the King of beers spend $500,000 for a 30 second
commercial during the Superbowl?"
Safe
Sex:
"The
best possible protection against sexually transmitted diseases
is a wedding ring."
Welfare:
"There’s
one thing the government can never dole out: self-respect.
That can only come with hard work, integrity and personal
responsibility."
